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  • indyanguy
    10-02 07:09 PM
    A very surprising thing happened in our company today. Shocking it may seem, they laid off 5 employees in my department today without any notice. Today's happenings makes me want to gather as much info as possible in case something unexpected might happen.

    I am a July 2nd filer of 140/485 concurrently. No I140 approval yet. Received AP and EAD for both me and my wife.

    If I request my employer not to revoke I140, will I be able to use my EAD for my next job?

    Can someone give suggestions on what other options I have if something terrible happens to me?

    Thanks




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  • chanduv23
    09-13 01:48 PM
    Lets all be winners - lets all show our faces to the nation - WE ARE HIGHLY SKILLED LEGAL IMMIGRANTS CONTRIBUTING TO THE ECONOMY - HARD WORKING AND WE HAVE ALL RIGHTS TO PURSUE OUR DREAM.

    IF WE ALL SIT QUIET AND TAKE A BACK SEAT, WE WILL ALWAYS BE BEHIND, MAKING IT EASY FOR ANTI IMMIGRANTS TO RULE OVER US.

    LETS MOVE TO DC.

    COME ON FOLKS - LETS SHOW OUR SOLADIRITY FOR A CAUSE.




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  • franklin
    06-13 10:15 PM
    I wonder... just wonder... Was the lack of any favorable items in CIR for either EB greencards or H1 B visas done with the knowledge that a week after the bills set back, all of a sudden a lot of people can apply for I485 (and hence take advantage of EAD/AP and eventually AC21 portability)...

    Fishy...

    Total speculation, obviously




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  • garybanz
    05-21 03:29 PM
    Sent a $100 check to the TX chapter towards lobby day expenses.

    Go IV Go



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  • headhunter
    07-19 07:06 PM
    One way is to invest regularly in 401 K. By that way you let your investments grow tax free and if you have to or go back to India then you can withdraw them next year, TAX free or less tax. Thus you actually pay less tax and ultimately you might pay lesser tax than your social security. Who cares if the social security is being taken from me.




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  • alien2006
    06-14 09:16 AM
    This is certainly good news for many. However the skeptic in me is feeling very uneasy. Why did they suddenly open the flood gates? Did they purposely create a backlog and then increase the fees (double the fees) just in time? Are we going to face other issues down the line after applying for 485?

    I guess for now, we will just celebrate and try to get our 485 applications in before July 31st. After that it is a wait and watch situation.

    Congratulations to all who got through this first hurdle.



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  • jonty_11
    07-14 01:25 PM
    I think you guys are current with the Aug bulletin only (EB2 India has been on Apr 04 for a while)...I was asking for folks with BEC EB2 with PDs that have been current for a while but still not received their GCs. WOuld be interesting to know and also gives an indication of how fast really USCIS adjudicates applications once they become current.




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    10-13 09:33 PM
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  • snthampi
    06-11 06:05 PM
    sagar_nyc, agreed. EB3 is a joke and even worst I have become a joker in front of all my friends who applied in EB2 cheating the system. Funny is, experience wise, I am well ahead of all those making fun of me but...:-(

    too bad, eb3 does not even have a place to vent these days as IV forums and its thread only has discussions from EB2 members.

    anyway, best of luck to everybody. the world is not fair, I am willing to fight my part to make it fair and just for all.

    Totally agree with you. I know guys who worked in production support and QA applied in EB2. At the same time people like me in positions such as Architect went with the ill-fated EB3. It is sad, but is the truth.




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  • H1B2GC
    09-20 11:38 AM
    I don't personally think we had much media coverage except some hidden links, can we post some paid adds where everyone can get know what we are addressing in here i.e., on the front page of google, yahoo, msn, cnn, etc. I know some people might have second thoughts as it involves $ but I'm ready for it to get public attention. There is a thin line between legal and illigal and they are ready to club both together for their benefits. I'm starting to wonder how many people know what is going on, we have to educate them first.



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  • chanduv23
    09-16 12:22 PM
    Look agt what we are trying to achieve - have trust and faith in IV - show your support and solidarity to IV

    Yes support the kids - support the strong women who are coming along with their kids

    support the cause

    Support Aman - who has done all this for you.

    AMAN WE ARE WITH YOU




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  • needhelp!
    11-16 12:44 PM
    I totally understand the push from IV to encourage state chapters and build grassroots strength to this movement.

    Join the state chapter : IV does not have a state chapter in the state I live in - Nebraska,: So I thought I would start one and wrote to IV ...after initial response from IV , there has been no progress .

    Start contributing: I have already contributed $100 and will contribute further as and when I can.

    Volunteer for IV: Volunteered to start the state chapter.

    Well I have done my bit so hopefully I will not be disparaged for making comments on this issue,


    You must promote your state chapter by starting a thread and keeping it alive so those visiting the forums will know. (most people only look at latest threads)
    Where is the link to your state chapter in your signature?



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  • Jimi_Hendrix
    12-11 04:25 PM
    See in Red.
    Does that mean you are not one of us?
    BTW I just asked another collegue in my office who is also an old IV member. He told me that you have a got a greencard recently. You were an IV member and you tried to hurt IV members by opposing the provision to file I485. You were scared that others with early PD will get to apply and your greencard will be delayed. I was stunned to find that we have such people posting on our forum and preaching others.

    Probably your colleague did not tell you about the fact that I have contributed money to IV and the fact that I was the first to get together a group of people in SO Cal to get organized and talk. So there is always the other side of the story. I have never tried to hurt IV. That is an opinion your friend/you have expressed. I expressed my opposition to a certain stance that IV took, which I believe is quite democratic. Your reason about me worrying about people with earlier PDs being able to file is false. I had a very old PD myself. I was opposed to opening up the flood gates to allowing everyone to file for EAD and AP which would jam the whole I485 system. I was of the view that we try fixing Name check and I485 as a priority.

    I still support IV and its cause.




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  • bigboy007
    02-11 01:35 PM
    Also we have seen lot of traffic coming to our site why cant we use that also as some "Contributing" scheme like allowing some commercial notes. Some ppl might laugh at me but atleast our every click might be generating 1Cent to our cause.



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  • Hinglish
    03-20 09:27 PM
    So are you suggesting that everyone in EB3 ROW is unskilled professional?

    No that is a suggestion that you are making ...
    I am saying that every one in EB3 India/China/ROW is applying for a job that requires lesser skill than EB2 India/China/ROW

    It is the job ....not the individual and not the country




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  • prasadn
    03-05 12:10 AM
    Guys,,
    This is a good chance..If we get 50 people with 100$ each...we can see where it goes....I pledge 100$ if we can get 50 people..

    Probably we should aim to get 200 people to contribute $25 each....if we get 100 people in the next two weeks, we can at least get USCIS started on this. I am ready to contribute $25.

    Thanks,
    Prasad



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  • ramaonline
    05-28 07:25 PM
    Can someone from the core group contact Attorney Murthy for a donation? I remember she had contributed 5000 USD for the last event.




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  • Totoro
    05-03 09:43 AM
    Below is part of a message I posted in another discussion, but this deserves it own discussion. If you are a legal resident of the US, such as an H4, even if you are a child, and you have an ITIN, you can get a Social Security Number, because that is the only way to get the Economic Stimulus Payment.

    Be forewarned that the SSA will put up road blocks. You will likely be denied your first application. However, the law is clear and there is no cost to apply. You also have a right to appeal. A cover letter explaining why you have a RIGHT to a Social Security Number will help support your case. You letter should refer to the laws and statutes cited below.

    The only way to get the stimulus payment is to obtain a Social Security Number for "non-work" purposes. The SSA may issue an SSN to an alien under the following provision:

    20 C.F.R. � 422.104(a)(3)

    (i) You need a social security number to satisfy a Federal statute or regulation that requires you to have a social security number in order to receive a Federally-funded benefit to which you have otherwise established entitlement and you reside either in or outside the U.S.;

    http://www.socialsecurity.gov/OP_Home/cfr20/422/422-0104.htm

    The Social Security Administration is required by federal law to issue Social Security Numbers to legal aliens who require them to receive federally funded benefits under Section 205(c)(2)(B)(i)(II) of the Social Security Act, which states that the Social Security Administration is required to assign an SSN to "any individual who is an applicant for or recipient of a benefit funded in whole or in part with Federal funds."

    Here are some documents from official Senate and House websites (senate.gov, house.gov), which refer to the stimulus payment as a benefit. Print these out and attach them to your application.


    Lawmakers


    Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House



    "Residents of the U.S. territories will also receive the benefit."



    Johnny Isakson, United States Senator from Georgia



    The benefit would phase out for single people earning more than $75,000 a year and married couples earning more than $150,000.



    Johnson (GA04) | Press Release | Rep. Johnson Votes to Stimulate Economy



    Americans who earned at least $3,000 in 2007 will receive the benefit, including Social Security recipients and 250,000 disabled veterans. Higher income taxpayers are not eligible and the relief phases out above incomes of $75,000 for a single earner and $150,000 for married couples.



    Senator Robert Menendez | Newsroom



    "Today's event is a chance to spread the word so that everyone is aware of the steps they need to take to receive this benefit."



    News | Senator Pete V. Domenici



    This benefit would help an estimated 20 million seniors and 250,000 disabled veterans.



    EconomicStimulus2008



    The 2008 tax instructions will include a worksheet to help those who did not qualify for a payment or those who received a reduced amount determine if they can obtain a benefit when they file their 2008 tax returns next year.



    Senate Finance Committee



    020808 Econ Stim Staff Summary.pdf (application/pdf Object)



    The amount of the credit is phased out at a rate of 5% of adjusted gross income beginning at $75,000 ($150,000 in the case of joint returns). Residents of the U.S. possessions will also receive the benefit�





    The law also clearly states that qualified recipients of this benefit must have social security numbers to receive these funds. No other identification number is considered permissible. SEC. 6428 (h) (2) "Identification Number Requirement" states, "For purposes of paragraph (1), the term `valid identification number' means a social security number issued to an individual by the Social Security Administration. Such term shall not include a TIN issued by the Internal Revenue Service."

    According to SSA document 20 CFR Part 422 [Reg. No. 22] RIN 0960-AF05 Evidence Requirements for Assignment of Social Security Numbers (SSNs); Assignment of SSNs for Nonwork Purposes, a "valid non-work purpose" results when the "law requires an alien who is legally in the U.S. to have an SSN in order to receive general public assistance benefits (i.e., a public benefit that is means-tested) to which the alien has established Entitlement."

    The means-testing provision of H.R. 5140, the Economic Stimulus Act of 2008 is stated in SEC. 6428 (d) Limitation Based on Adjusted Gross Income.

    The federal government has also defined H.R. 5140 as a form of financial relief to persons who fall within certain income categories. According to a Whitehouse publication explaining the means-testing provision of H.R. 5140, "This relief would be available to everyone with adjusted gross income less than $75,000 for singles and $150,000 for married couples filing jointly. It will be phased out for taxpayers above those income thresholds. Taxpayers may qualify by filing a tax return for 2007 and including a valid Social Security number on their tax return." [Fact Sheet: Bipartisan Growth Package Will Help Protect Our Nation's Economic Health, Office of the Press Secretary, February 13, 2008, whitehouse.gov].

    Lawmakers included the identification requirements to HR.5140 under the belief that all legal residents of the United States will hold Social Security numbers. Therefore, it is incumbent upon the Commissioner of Social Security to "take affirmative measures to assure that social security account numbers will, to the maximum extent practicable, be assigned to all members of appropriate groups or categories of individuals by assigning such numbers" [Section 205(c)(2)(B)(i)] and that all qualified individuals receive "financial relief" under H.R. 5140 according to the stated will and intention of the United States Congress and Senate (as described in the links above).




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  • leoindiano
    04-17 10:16 AM
    Not having greencard is like a handicap in this country.
    Dont miss a chance to denounce this guy. Embarass them, show them you are "BITTER".




    kate123
    02-14 11:44 AM
    Nice... welcome aboard.
    I will prepare a draft letter addressing to DHS secretary shortly.

    Thanks a lot for all your support,
    Kiran :)

    I have six other guys who are in US for over 7 years who are also intrested in this admin(hopefully) fix . Please let us know what we can do? They just signed up@ immigrationvoice.org.




    delhiguy79
    07-18 12:19 PM
    I also think that the NSC Service Center update issued on November 20th, 2006 is not still valid. ( To file 485 without i 140 receipt notice)

    Actually NSC was very slow in processing receipt notices during that time and hence the update was issued.

    But now, the maximum time to send out a receipt notice is 15 days. So I am not sure if we can rely on that update.

    Did u find anywhere that this NSC update is invalid, if yes please provide more info.



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